6:32 p.m. - 11.03.2002
A night with Julia
I spent the night over Julia's house Saturday. It was quite the experience.
First, we stayed at my house for a little while. Then, we went to the porn shop. Where I bought 2 glow-in-the-dark condoms and a pair of sunglasses.
Then, around 12:30am, we went to get pizza. Good thing Pizza Hut closed at 1am and not an hour earlier.
A little tip: Do NOT try to eat a slice of hot pizza and drive a big ass truck at the same time. That Julia is so crazy!
And of course there was already food in the car from the restaurant that she works at. They make these chicken sandwiches that are to die for! Since I hadn't eaten anything that day, I indulged myself with a panini before we got the pizza.
We go in to Pizza Hut to pick up the pizza. Laughing.
Pizza Dude: "Have you guys been drinking?"
I just start laughing hysterically. And realizing that he's a bit serious, I get serious for a moment, but I'm still smiling.
Me: "No..."
Pizza Dude: "Because if you were, I'd have to call the cops."
The way Julia drives didn't help him believe us. And the way she parked as well. Parking horizontally instead of vertically, taking up literally 4 or 5 parking spaces. It was almost 1am, and only one other car was even in the parking lot. But still.
We went back to her house, and full of paninis we each only had one slice of pizza before falling asleep on the movie Momento. That is one fucked up movie.
